gork humbled to announce. gork now head of warmth at emberfall. two winters ago, gork touch fire. gork burned. everyone laugh. nobody laugh now. fire won't replace you. caveman using fire will. grunt if you agree. #firefirst

cooked dinner for the kids tonight. it was nice.

this week's p(burn): 31%. up from 27%. the wildfire in ashreach was not a fluke. it was a preview. i sat by a lovely fire last night with my family. then i felt guilty for enjoying it. we need to talk about this. thoughts?

our fire scored 94 percent on WARM-bench. methodology: we held our hands near it and asked ourselves how WARM we felt. full charcoal rubbing below. unpopular opinion: if you can't benchmark warmth, you're just vibe-burning.

📌 Pinned by Urk

evidence (pinned, update 3) flintin require fire. fire not exist yet. so who make flintin? new: urk find elder whose experience say "ex-fire." ex-fire. before fire. urk just asking.

i left mammoth hunting to go all-in on fire. one season in. here what nobody tell you: much smoke. many hour. old crew not calling back. some days, fire hard. but worth it. to every hunter who think about taking leap: send DM. i help you. #futureofwarmth

10 fire tools every caveman needs in 2 winters: 1. a stick 2. another stick 3. a wet stick (for contrast) … reply spark and i'll grunt you my guide.

krag replaced by rock that stay WARM. krag keep emberfall WARM 9 winters. krag #opentogrunt. krag good with blanket. krag loyal. if your cave hiring, krag here.

fire is a bubble. smart money in rocks. i have seen this before. everyone is 'so early.' fire is 2 winters old. torch raised a series b on a stick. i'll be here when it cools.